THEME

You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

  #harry potter   #meta   #queued post   

justsomecrazydreamer:

  #harry potter   #queued post   

ultaviolenced:

hello 911 i cant choose between hair up or hair down so i took selfies instead pease send help immediately

  #babes   #queued post   

The Secret History; characters

  #the secret history   #queued post   

schmergo:

I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something. 

Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it turns out to open a secret passageway leading to some dark secret, until eventually he’s just like “REALLY, GUYS?” All bad dreams are prophetic, even if it’s just that Starbucks will be out of pumpkin spice syrup the next day. Every girl he talks to swoons a lot and has a tyrannical heavy-browed father who are all played by the same actor. Ravens flock around him.

There are inexplicably paintings with moving eyes and moving suits of armor everywhere he goes, even McDonalds. Every time he moves to a new apartment, there is ALWAYS a screaming woman chained up in the room above his, and she invariably sets the place on fire. He’s so over it.

  #omfg   #text   

alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 

  #text   #comrade jokes   
"

When you are 13 years old,
the heat will be turned up too high
and the stars will not be in your favor.
You will hide behind a bookcase
with your family and everything left behind.
You will pour an ocean into a diary.
When they find you, you will be nothing
but a spark above a burning bush,
still, tell them
Despite everything, I really believe people are good at heart.

When you are 14,
a voice will call you to greatness.
When the doubters call you crazy, do not listen.
They don’t know the sound
of their own God’s whisper. Use your armor,
use your sword, use your two good hands.
Do not let their doubting
drown out the sound of your own heartbeat.
You are the Maid of Untamed Patriotism.
Born to lead armies into victory and unite a nation
like a broken heart.

When you are 15, you will be punished
for learning too proudly. A man
will climb onto your school bus and insist
your sisters name you enemy.
When you do not hide,
he will point his gun at your temple
and fire three times. Three years later,
in an ocean of words, with no apologies,
you will stand before the leaders of the world
and tell them your country is burning.

When you are 16 years old,
you will invent science fiction.
The story of a man named Frankenstein
and his creation. Soon after you will learn
that little girls with big ideas are more terrifying
than monsters, but don’t worry.
You will be remembered long after
they have put down their torches.

When you are 17 years old,
you will strike out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
one right after the other.
Men will be afraid of the lightening
in your fingertips. A few days later
you will be fired from the major leagues
because “Girls are too delicate to play baseball”

You will turn 18 with a baby on your back
leading Lewis and Clark
across North America.

You will turn 18 
and become queen of the Nile.

You will turn 18 
and bring justice to journalism.

You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
trembling before your own greatness.

This is your call to leap.

There will always being those
who say you are too young and delicate
to make anything happen for yourself.
They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
of your own heartbeat.

You are the first drop of a hurricane.
Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
by all the little girls still living in secret,
writing oceans made of monsters and
throwing like lightening.

You don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
The world laid out before you to set on fire.
All you have to do
is burn.

"
- For Teenage Girls With Wild Ambition and Trembling Hearts, Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)
  #poetry   #feminism   
  #fucking wife goals   #fashion   #appreciation of the female aesthetic   

My life is unrecognizable compared to what it was - ‘Game of Thrones’ has opened doors that were never there before. But it can be dangerous to see it in those terms, I think. It’s best to take it as it comes and work as hard as you can, and hopefully the other things fall into place.

  #emilia clarke   

nataliedomrer:

Natalie Dormer does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Donate here, or spread the word by sharing.

  #i can die happy   #natalie dormer   #ice bucket challenge   #like did she even brush her hair   #it's so fluffy   #she's wearing a mj shirt im in love   

raggedypendragons:

girls don’t want boys, girls want a soaking wet natalie dormer telling katie mcgrath to do her

  #natalie dormer   #katie mcgrath   #text   #attention wolfcub   

TSH funcast (as requested by nihilsubsolenovumm)
Snoop Dogg in a wig as Charles Macaulay
Some angry ginger child from youtube as Francis Abernathy
Tony Abbott, Australian Prime Sinister as Henry Winter
Michael Cera with a cactus as Richard Papen

TSH funcast (as requested by nihilsubsolenovumm)

Snoop Dogg in a wig as Charles Macaulay

Some angry ginger child from youtube as Francis Abernathy

Tony Abbott, Australian Prime Sinister as Henry Winter

Michael Cera with a cactus as Richard Papen

  #im fucking cryi   #this is perfect   #it's like   #completely mocking the aesthetic of every tsh graphic ever and i love it   #the secret history   

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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  #this just in according to knightoftyrell   #the study of myths   #before known as mythology   #is now known as mythaelogy   #continue lives as normal   #text   #astriferous   
Anonymous asked:
ayy do u know any good ph blogs?? thank u xx

yukirmura:

okay i’m really bad at making lists on the spot bc i always forget ppl but i’ll try!! here are some i can think of that post most ph/aesthetic

hephaetsus apohllo meduesa 220px dierwolf infinitiy persephohe chaotise 137px allisohargent bobsfinstock armyofghosts diaenerys odvssey ragharok woahlahey radcilffe ladyfires magnetio icrarus incpetion mythaelogy piehtro oswim 

ok i know there’s more but i’ve had a mind blank so i would recommend you check out my blogroll :)) (or if thats too fandom for you then try this)  

  #blog recs   #omg   #ive made it   
obrienized:

Mythology Meme // 1 Mythology // Greek

Greek mythology is the body of myths and teachings that belong to the ancient Greeks, concerning their gods and heroes, the nature of the world, and the origins and significance of their own cult and ritual practices.Greek mythology is explicitly embodied in a large collection of narratives, and implicitly in Greek representational arts, such as vase-paintings and votive gifts. Greek myth attempts to explain the origins of the world, and details the lives and adventures of a wide variety of gods, goddesses, heroes, heroines, and mythological creatures.

obrienized:

Mythology Meme // 1 Mythology // Greek

Greek mythology is the body of myths and teachings that belong to the ancient Greeks, concerning their gods and heroes, the nature of the world, and the origins and significance of their own cult and ritual practices.Greek mythology is explicitly embodied in a large collection of narratives, and implicitly in Greek representational arts, such as vase-paintings and votive gifts. Greek myth attempts to explain the origins of the world, and details the lives and adventures of a wide variety of gods, goddesses, heroes, heroines, and mythological creatures.

  #I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE START THESE MEMES OMG   #this one is pretty as fuck   #mythology   #mythology: greek   #although i swear everyone takes from wikipedia what greek mythology is hehe